LinkedIn Wet Wipes is a polished reflection on the corporate urge to stay spotless — especially in environments where image, hierarchy, and performative politeness matter more than substance.
The work plays on the familiar aesthetics of cleanliness and hygiene, reframed as tools for social survival. In a culture where careers are built on networking, visibility, and strategic agreement, wiping away discomfort becomes second nature.
Always wipe… before kissing ass.
By reducing professional ambition to a disposable object, LinkedIn Wet Wipes exposes the quiet absurdity of corporate rituals — where authenticity is carefully managed, opinions are softened, and advancement often depends on how cleanly one navigates power.
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Printed on 340 gsm Hahnemühle Photo Rag® Metallic paper (100% cotton, natural white, high-gloss metallic finish)
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Silvery-shimmering surface with bold colors and deep blacks for precise color reproduction
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Artwork size: 53 × 70 cm (20.9 × 27.6 in)
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Frame size: 63 × 80 cm (24.8 × 31.5 in)
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Custom-made solid wood frame from Belgium, elevated USA-style display
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Finished with anti-reflective art glass (70% UV protection) and hanging system
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Signed and numbered, with holographic Certificate of Authenticity
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Edition of 48 — no reproductions, ever
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VAT invoice available upon request